Thursday's match between Dallas' Lane MacDermid and Calgary's Chris Breen qualifies, and not because of anything either of them did. Listen to the commentary. (h/t r/hockey)
That's what can happen when a fight breaks out with drivetime radio guys in the booth; besides the Stars' TV crew, you heard Corby Davidson and Mike Rhyner of 1310 The Ticket in Dallas. Wonder if they know this stuff happens a lot, and that it's not all that funny.
The subtle mockery of "This is REEEEEAL hockey!" vs. a hall of fame non sequiter in "GET STEWART COPELAND," though. Tough choice. Strong third place: Making fun of Breen for having red hair.
And for the record, MacDermid and Breen were both OK.