Musk, With a Top Note of Pile Driver
Want to smell like a wrestler? You’re in luck. World Championship Wrestling and Perfumania have teamed up to launch a new scent, Nitro for Men, in December. And just who do we have to thank for this malodorous must-have? “My son. He’s a big fan of the WCW,” says Perfumania CEO Ilia Lekach. “He was the one who first thought of it. When he told me about it, I said he must be nuts. But then I saw the demographics–35 million loyal fans–and it made a lot more sense.” WCW stars Kevin Nash and Bill Goldberg are already on the promotion bandwagon, shooting the first print ads last weekend in Miami. “When they first approached me, I thought they were going to use my sweat or something,” says Goldberg. Too bad the names Old Spice and Brut are taken.
Mum’s the Word
Some advice for the monarchs of Monaco: if you’re trying to keep Princess Caroline’s pregnancy under wraps, tell her to keep the jacket closed. The rumors first flew when she seemed to sport a little extra weight around the middle at her January wedding to Prince Ernst of Hanover. Now pics from last week add more fuel to speculation that the next royal boldface name was in the works well before the winter nuptials. The royal family won’t budge from its past denial of all rumors. And people think Nitro smells fishy?
Lolita at Large
Amy Fisher should get down on her knees and thank Saint Mary. And we don’t mean the Virgin. After serving just seven years of her original 15-year sentence for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco in a bid to secure the cheating heart of hubby Joey, the Long Island Lolita could be back in Massapequa as soon as this week. “Amy would not have been released this soon were it not for Mary Jo’s forgiveness and generosity,” says Fisher lawyer Bruce Barket. Remember, the bullet is still lodged in Mary Jo’s head. As for Amy’s post-prison plans: “She’s lined up a fairly ordinary, hourly job related to the fashion industry,” reports Barket. Designing a line of bullet-proof hats?
