The Black Mamba is retiring after 20 seasons of being one of the best players to ever step on a court, so anything that will commemorate his legacy is worth purchasing. But Lakers fans might have a difficult time opening their wallet for some of these items.
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First up, the $38,024 hat.
Only eight of these hats were made and they feature 3.5 ounces of 18-karat gold. If $38,024 is too much for you, then maybe you’d be interested in the much cheaper $24,008 (combining Bryant’s two jersey numbers) purple cashmere hat with gold snakeskin and yellow diamonds.
Still too much for you? Understandable. The Lakers do have more hat options available for a cheaper, although still expsensive, price. One lid will cost you $248.24 while several others are $72.48 and even $32.48.
Next — a snakeskin jersey.
I’ll let the Lakers’ official store explain this attire:
Only 248 of these jerseys will be made so if you miss your chance, don’t fret. There’s a $424.80 option that’s pretty cool, too.
You want more? How about this jacket.
For the rare times that Los Angeles gets cold, you can walk around the city in this coat and show off your wealth. People will be jealous of the five gold leather NBA Finals Championship trophies stitched in the back.
Again, if this is too expensive, there are other options. You can purchase the $824.08 varsity jacket, the $724.08 wool jacket, or the $424.80 full-zip jacket. Still too expensive? You’re not a true Black Mamba fan.
In addition to the absurdly priced and high-fashion items, there are plenty more options available in the team store. Pay tribute to your favorite basketball player by going broke.
