Let The Mayhem Begin
Summer heroes run up the body count. Wallace and his no-tech medieval guys out-score McClane and the high-tech moderns. With spears, swords, lances, axes, arrows. burning pitch, the Scots and English hack. pierce, disembowel. decapitate, and torch one another in the biggest, bloodiest battle scenes in years. In “Die Hard WAV” there’s one measly guy sliced in half, but there are lots of sophisticated bombs planted all over New York: in a department store, a public school, the subway, the Federal Reserve Bank vaults, where the terrorists are after $140 billion in gold....